NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED? SO SORRY. DID YOU THINK I WOULD LOOK LIKE IAN MCKELLEN?
READ THE BOOK. I CREATED TWO BEINGS IN MY IMAGE. THERE ARE NOW SEVEN BILLION OF YOU, AND THAT’S AFTER I KILLED OFF 99% OF YOU IN A FLOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH INBREEDING IS REQUIRED TO TURN TWO INTO SEVEN BILLION?
BELIEVE ME, YOU’RE NOT EXACTLY MY IDEA OF SEXY EITHER, BUT THIS IS HOW IT PLAYED OUT.
ANYWAY, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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